Funny Quotes For GigglesHere is a list of funny quotes to tickle your funny bones and lighten up your day.
In the midst of your studies, work or chores, take some time to relax and unwind with funny quotations. You can share these funny sayings with your family and friends to cheer up their day and bring a smile to their faces. A joyful spirit is contagious. Spread it around to those whom you love. Enjoy these amusing quotes! Funny Quotes and Funny Quotations"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects." - Arnold Glasow
"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Albert Einstein
"Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it ... he who doesn't ... pays it." - Albert Einstein
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." - Unknown
"I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep." - Jim Loy
"My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat." - Henny Youngman
"Coffee isn't my cup of tea." - Samuel Goldwyn
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Robin Williams
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." - Unknown
"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours." - Ronald Reagan
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Jack Benny
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Unknown
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." - Phyllis Diller
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure." - Unknown
"I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden." - Steve Martin
"Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight." - George Lichtenberg
"Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends." - Unknown
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet." - Mongo
"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours." - Oscar Wilde
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